I always wanted someone to do that porn thing where you spread my cheeks and spit on my asshole, letting it drip down my pussy before you stuff me and make me squeal.
Took a couch nap and woke up wishing I had someone to wake me up by rubbing my pussy from behind. My big ass resting on your forearm as you tickle my fuzz with your finger tips and spread my big, soft lips.
Internet is still hiccuping for 30 seconds to 1min at a time which is causing video upload issues.
I complained/inquired about service and it’s frequent interruption on a public post and some of my sweet neighbors with the alternate provider have offered to let me come over to join one of the “work parties” happening around the island. 😬🤪
Which… maybe I could keep the dildos under 8 inches so as not to offend anyone 😂😂
So anyway, here is my big fat juicy sweet strawberry self ❤️❤️❤️
Working my way through messages today <3
Getting the free video uploaded. You all voted on a step mommy cock milking JOI
Feeling much better now that things are back in the 70s. The heat the last few days was so scary.
Today is the final showdown of the PNW vs the sun. I’ll resume my usual posting tomorrow as it’s been way too hot for my big, weird body to bang myself or even do photos. It’s already 80 degrees and it’s 6am. Good luck and stay hydrated out there.
Good morning
I hope everyone keeps cool this weekend. We are setting out free water and water bottles through this weekend. These are scary high temps for the PNW
Little porch wiggle 💋💋💋💋
It’s hot as fuck here already lol I hope everyone in the heat wave can stay safe and remember to keep your puppy’s paws off concrete!
I am so sorry about messaging. I cannot stress enough how much I love how chatty everyone is with me but also how much OnlyFans’s algorithm/organization for messaging sucks. I am answering about 100 a day right now. But we love to talk! So I get about that many back lol
I’m working on it. I may need to hire an assistant who can answer quick questions and help me with booking extras for you all. I would continue to ensure I am being fully transparent and have her sign off with each message.
It’s the only solution I can think of as I’m currently taking hours responding to messages and a lot of you are left in the lurch and I’ve had some very upset with my lack of interaction.
This shrimp toy (??? literally for children and not dogs????) is the best representation of my current mental state I’ve seen. It’s from crate and barrel kids. Someone buy it for me so I can look at it as one would a mirror.
Goodnight and good orgasms 💦💦
Just some fav porch pics ❤️
I make health updates for transparency. I know I’ve been out of whack for a bit here and I want to be accountable and open about how I feel and what you can expect from me and my content.
Feeling better today! I bought a juicer (one recommend to purchase by my foreverrrrrr crush Debi Mazar) so I can juice tumeric, ginger and other herbs to help me out with digestion triggers and inflammation.
I can also make gnarly green juices to ensure I’m getting the minerals I need/crave now that my diet is so limited! I take a dope liquid multi-vitamin but I’m missing greens.
I used to crave simple, processed foods while munching my way through my daily salads and now those foods are basically what I can eat. Hoping the juicer will prevent me from being tempted to indulge another rice, red bean, peas, and veggie bowl for example 😅
Thank you for being here!!
Saw this today and I had some major feelings about it.
Like, I am actually upset that Kool-Aid man is below TONY THE TIGER AND CHESTER CHEETAH?! The giant, I get. It’s a giant. And his size as shown in ads is highly variable. Will you get a basketball player or a mountain as an opponent, no one knows.
Tony loves affection and skips leg day. He’s a flamboyant youth sports coach. He’s gentle. He likes friendly competition. He’s not biting anyone. Yeah, he’s a tiger but he’s not like a T I G E R
And Chester Cheetah?! Cheetahs are known for fleeing. HE IS SHRUGGING IN THE GRAPHIC he’s fighting no one. He’s like pass the joint, put on smooth jazz, and let’s call this conflict good, Baby.
But Kool-Aid man?! YA DONE
Unless the Kool-Aid in his body cavity is his essence and he will die without it. But I HIGHLY doubt that because it’s always sloshing everywhere in the commercials! Sticky rains pour from his vessel! Does he put Long Island Iced Tea in there on the weekend and kick back?
What are you left with if you don’t have to worry about the Kool-Aid within?
A MINIMUM 8’ WALKING TERROR DOME Children ages 10-13 raise their arms and jump in excitement around him and get NOWHERE near his pitcher’s lip.
Kool-Aid man BUSTS THROUGH BRICK MUNICIPAL BUILDINGS AND FANCY HOMES LIKE HE’S BREAKING THROUGH A PAPER BANNER. And what floor are these people on? We rarely get confirmation they’re on the ground. Does he fly? Does he jump from a higher building, have time to pose, and hit?
Lightning fast reflexes!
And he smiles. He is like “You called me?” He says “Ooh YEAH” when he comes through like it was a fun rush.
That means not only can he run fast enough or fall hard enough to gain moment for a breakthrough but he is NOT AT ALL phased. Not a crack or scratch.
That glass must be weapons grade and it’s inches thick.
What is your wimpy human ass going to do? Push him into a volcano?? WHAT WHAT WILL YOU DO?!
Good morning!
I’m going to be answering DMs today.
Hoping to make a classic Ramen bathroom riding video tonight.
Trying to be a good sick person but made the mistake of pushing boundaries because I am so tired of only eating yogurt, crackers, smoothies, berries and soups with veggies cooked to mush 😭
I ate rice and peas last night and my stomach is trying to kill me. Truly wouldn’t wish this illness on anyone. fffffffffffffffffffffffff
Thank you for being here and roughing this one out with me. Your support and sweet words mean so much to me. I desperately want to be back on my grind and producing content I love and am proud of. You know the saying, “While the spirit is horny, the body feels like it’s is trying to digest rocks.”