okay update on my giant crochet penis: i severely underestimated the amount of yarn i’d need to make this thing taller than me. BUT i ordered more last week, and it delivered today!!! will post a progress pic once the penis head is done 😌
2024-03-27 03:03:51 +0000 UTC View Post
plotting with my pussy by the pool 😇
2024-03-27 00:27:09 +0000 UTC View Posti want to do a science experiment where i orgasm to the same song over a long period of time, and see how long it take for me to get wet automatically when i hear it
2024-03-26 22:48:02 +0000 UTC View Postthis may look like a blowjob vid, but it’s really drool featuring a blowjob 🤍
2024-03-26 00:03:02 +0000 UTC View Postposting a new vid in just a few hours 😋
2024-03-25 21:07:15 +0000 UTC View Post
couldn’t decide between these two pics, so i guess y’all get both 🤠
2024-03-25 20:53:08 +0000 UTC View Post
just in case you’re not tired of my boobs yet 😏
2024-03-24 01:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
if i look deep in thought, it’s probably because i’m thinking about tacos 🤠
2024-03-23 21:10:00 +0000 UTC View Postso our 3-year OF anniversary is coming up in a few weeks… should the celebration be as chaotic as last year? 🤔
2024-03-22 01:39:09 +0000 UTC View Post
just got back from getting invisalign and ngl i cried on the way home because they do NOT feel invisible lmao. it’s really not that noticeable, and definitely not a big deal at all but they bug me. idk if they bug y’all too (if they do… DISTRACTION BOOBS) but i’ll have them for the next 3-6months okay that’s all please be nice to me i’m FRAGILE and my teeth hurt 🤍
2024-03-22 00:19:21 +0000 UTC View Postokay so i wanted to pillow hump, but i also wanted my vibrator… so why not both?? (featuring the most unserious strip tease)
2024-03-20 20:15:41 +0000 UTC View Post
brief intermission from vacation content because i made a pillow humping video that is innovative as fuck and i have been gatekeeping it for too long!! posting it tomorrow at 1pm PST 🤠
2024-03-20 01:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostPSA: I’m gonna crochet a penis pillow that’s taller than me. That is all.
2024-03-19 21:04:52 +0000 UTC View Post
today’s been a great day and now my pussy is sooo smooth. i hope y’all have had a good one 🤍
2024-03-17 01:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The results are in!! If you spotted 7 differences, you would be correct! Check your DMs if you chose 7, your prize is waiting for you 🤠 here’s a list of everything, i circled all the answered in the pic as well: 1. butterfly 2. cactus 3. bubbles 4. thumbs up 5. palm frond shadow thing? 6. “eat me ;)” 7. donut by my donut If you didn’t win, don’t worry! Y’all seemed to have fun with this, so I’ll start another game in the next couple of days. I have a bunch of ideas lined up, but if you have any games you think would be fun to play, lmk and i’ll see what i can do 😏
2024-03-17 00:09:46 +0000 UTC View Posttoday’s agenda 🤠 1. go get my pussy/legs lasered 2. post the first game results and send out PRIZES 😝 3. sit my ass down and *finally* go through all the content we’ve created lately (we’ve barely scratched the surface with what’s been posted so far 👀) 4. throw balls for the doggos
2024-03-16 18:11:29 +0000 UTC View Post
swipe for boobs… you know you want to 😏
2024-03-16 18:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
dreaming of being fucked by the pool again asap we’ve been out house hunting all day today and my brain is FRIED but that’s not gonna stop me from sharing this beauty with y’all 🤍
2024-03-16 01:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
this girl just passed her drivers test 🤠
2024-03-14 22:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
have you played my game yet?? only a few days left till i give the answers & send out prizes 🤍
2024-03-14 01:03:01 +0000 UTC View Postour first time fucking by the pool - of course i insisted on riding 🤠
2024-03-13 19:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
took these right before we walked into a sex shop 🤠 because what is a sex vacation without a trip to the sex shop?
2024-03-13 01:03:02 +0000 UTC View Postthe other thing hot tubs are made for are blowjobs 😌
2024-03-12 20:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
