New caption contest! Winner gets 6 months at 60% off! Previous winner, and I'm embarrassed to repeat it, but it was "Give me a minute! Mom!!"
Person with most likes, wins!
Also, tomorrow night at 8 PM EST, join me here for a new gooning stream! I'll also pick the winner then.
Here's one for the rear view fans! Feels like it's been a while since I've done one of these. And with the whole, "oh no, I'm naked!" style of reaction. What do you think? I was going to post this to twitter but I saw how exposed I was and got a little embarrassed, figured I'd save this one for you guys! 😅
EDIT: added another take. it's a better angle I think, which one do you like better?
Some stills from my latest video. Also attached a higher quality version of the video! Hope you like it!
2025-03-25 19:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 03/22/2025 12:23 am
Gooning time
Let's play caption this! Best one wins 3 months free 😄 Also new gooning stream tonight at 8 PM EST! Also happy Spring!
2025-03-21 17:48:24 +0000 UTC View Post
That awkward moment when you realize that your lucky shirt isn't so lucky...
2025-03-17 23:11:58 +0000 UTC View PostBonus (Bonerus?) clip for you all from the shoot I did today for St Patrick's Day. Hope you like it! And Happy St Paddy's Day 🍀
2025-03-17 23:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for no gooning stream this weekend. I'm busy with family until next week so probably won't have any new streams til next friday. But! I did get around to finishing the edit of the gooning sesh from last weekend's crypto bro!
Thanks again to all who tuned in btw, it went great! ❤
Here is the full highlights video from the Crypto Bro show on Saturday! Sorry it took me so long to edit! Still working on the aftershow goon session, which I will post soon. Anyway how did you like the episode? 😅
2025-03-11 01:51:31 +0000 UTC View PostTonight's gooning sesh will instead be a Crypto Bro Show on https://joystick.tv/u/pantsed_dude 🕹 Been a little while since we've done one!
As usual the stream will be recorded and a 20 min highlight vid will be posted here on onlyfans. Might end with a little gooning too! 😉
Not sure if I'm going to be streaming this weekend. I did get the haircut as planned but my libido is shot again and the thought of streaming makes me feel worse. I think I just need another week for my balls to fill you know? 😅
BTW speaking of haircut, what do you think of the pubes? longer or shorter or keep it the way it is? 🤔
Stream started at 02/23/2025 01:00 am
New gooning session in the complete outfit!
Going live in 40 min (8 PM EST) with the new gooning session and showing off my complete outfit. Also! Almost forgot about the slo-mo camera angle from the last stream! And speaking of stream...or is it more of an explosion 😅
2025-02-23 00:15:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Join me tomorrow night (saturday at 8 PM EST) for the gooning stream! The topcoat part of this outfit will be arriving and I want to show it off and goon with you all 😉
(Will resume the normal friday gooning stream afterwards.)
Stream started at 02/15/2025 01:00 am
Valentines Day Gooning 💝
That was weird, did you guys hear something? It was like a ripping sound or something 😅
Will be wearing the Doctor outfit tonight (streaming at 8 PM EST) 💕
Happy Valentine’s Day! Join me tonight at 8 pm est for a new gooning livestream here on OF! 😘💕
2025-02-14 16:35:34 +0000 UTC View PostSorry guys, feeling burned out and it's not the sort of thing some blue crunch can fix unfortunately! 😔 I'll be ready next weekend I think though!
2025-02-08 01:14:27 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 02/01/2025 01:06 am
Goon time ⌚💦 (fixed no audio issue)
Should I bring back the slo mo cumshots? I feel like it's been ages since I've done one! Here's one of my favs 💦💦
Also don't forget! livestream tonight at 8 PM EST here on onlyfans.
Stream started at 01/25/2025 01:00 am
GOON TIME
I will be streaming here tonight at 8 pm est! Sorry for missing last week 😔 But today I am ready to go. I have my blue crunch and everything 😎
2025-01-24 17:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostImagine I'm just sitting there in my boxers, and I turn and you see this? 😅 Here's a little bonus shot for you guys with the upshorts. fully hard. Also included one where I'm a little softer. Which do you prefer? 🤔
EDIT: just added another bonus clip with more of a reveal and a reaction 😉
Unfortunately, I won't be able to stream this week, but keep an eye out for new content on here and twitter or bsky! And hope you like these pics! 😄 I have a lot of unused footage I need to edit. Those are some stills from one of them.
2025-01-17 22:48:55 +0000 UTC View Post
How about this sort of view? Also what do you think of the new shorts? 😏
2025-01-14 23:08:12 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 01/11/2025 01:01 am
New Friday Gooning fun in the new suit!
I just realized I still have a shitload of unused takes from my old dress code policy meeting scenario. I'm thinking about making a supercut of them, or maybe just posting stills like this. Or maybe both. What would you like to see?
2025-01-08 21:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostI spent all day editing this and am so excited to share this with you all! This might be my new personal favorite. I was thinking where the most embarrassing place for your clothes to vanish and I thought Time Square, but also what if all the billboards displayed it?
Also I spent a lot of time on the audio for this one. I probably spent about as much time on the mixing as I did on the video. Anyway, let me know what you think! 😄
I'm not sure if I'm going to get around to streaming this weekend. I've been spending so much time filming new content that I've been neglecting other responsibilities. But here are some of my favorite reaction shots from the new vids I'm working on! Let me know what you think. Which reactions are your favorite?
2025-01-04 03:05:33 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year everyone! There was a lot of content I made last year, and much of it is still unfinished, and sadly may remain that way for all of eternity because I tend to move on after some time. BUT someone reminded me about this one with the crazy Ahegao face. The idea is that I'm playing with face FX and when I click on the crazy one, it makes my dick burst out shake it all around. I frantically try to turn it off, and after I do, it takes me a second to realize what happened! This year I hope to make a more complete version of it, with sound and all that, maybe a surprise cumshot? 🤔 What do you think?
2025-01-02 03:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post