More content tomorrow. Been sick this week. Here's some heav..
More content tomorrow. Been sick this week. Here's some heavy squats for ya
2024-10-10 13:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
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Had a good time at Portola fest this weekend. Rate my fit
Had a good time at Portola fest this weekend. Rate my fit
2024-10-01 17:33:45 +0000 UTC View PostHad a very cheeky summer day in San Francisco
Had a very cheeky summer day in San Francisco
2024-09-30 22:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostMfW I had planned on taking sexy pics today but instead I'm ..
MfW I had planned on taking sexy pics today but instead I'm nursing the worst hangover I've had in a long time
2024-09-28 18:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis goes out to my foot soldiers, my sole brothers, my arch..
This goes out to my foot soldiers, my sole brothers, my arch army. Burning Man did a number on my feet this year so I've been putting a lot of lotion on them. Plus I'm doing it in short shorts with my shirt off, so there's that.
2024-09-23 14:07:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you think is happening here?
What do you think is happening here?
2024-09-22 14:32:41 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback to when I was hosting a filming of a special but i..
Throwback to when I was hosting a filming of a special but it looked more like I was directing a gay porn
2024-09-21 16:13:44 +0000 UTC View PostOk so most comedians release their little mini specials on Y..
Ok so most comedians release their little mini specials on Youtube these days. But I am puttting one up here. Mostly because I also strip to my undies during the set, and because the camera was rocking a lot during the set so its a little shaky. This was a really fun show in Kansas City, and I had a great time. Let me know what you think!
2024-09-20 19:41:51 +0000 UTC View PostGonna post something neat and sexy tomorrow. In the meantime..
Gonna post something neat and sexy tomorrow. In the meantime, here's me in the gym. Sorry I've been lax here, ya boi is BUSY
2024-09-20 04:23:43 +0000 UTC View PostOk so this is a throwback to the first post I ever made here..
Ok so this is a throwback to the first post I ever made here. Same speedo. Also in water at a burning man party. But since it's been put up before I added a few more old shots.
Also I'm gonna make an Amazon wishlist. For stuff you wanna see me in. Or take off. What would you want included?
Ya boi is back and dumber than ever
Ya boi is back and dumber than ever
2024-09-04 20:33:26 +0000 UTC View PostI'm off to Burning Man. But managed to take some nice pics a..
I'm off to Burning Man. But managed to take some nice pics at the Grand Sierra Resort first. Alternate title: Infinite Marty Theorem
2024-08-23 18:48:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In one week I'll be at burning man. This will be year 8 for ..
In one week I'll be at burning man. This will be year 8 for me. If yall are out there gimme a shout!
2024-08-18 11:37:33 +0000 UTC View PostWould you fuck me.... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me so hard Ok..
Would you fuck me.... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me so hard
Okay I'll admit this is a pretty weird one. If you're a fan of Silence of the Lambs, this is my Buffalo Bill impression. If you've never seen it, you'll probably still like this video.
I know the blurred preview looks like a full frontal but it isn't, no pole and no hole in this post. But there is a mangina.
Let me know in the comments if you'd put your lotion in my basket
Incline press. Every day working to being able to throw some..
Incline press. Every day working to being able to throw someone into the sun
2024-08-09 17:18:55 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a banana in your pocket or are you--- oh its actuall..
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you--- oh its actually a banana
2024-08-07 12:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay fellas, you're gonna see a price difference on this one..
Okay fellas, you're gonna see a price difference on this one. Cuz this is a big kahuna. I put a lot of actual effort into this video.
It's a parody 80s workout video with me in a jockstrap doing squats, deadlifts, step ups, and curls. Each workout has multiple angles shown. That's right motherfuckers this was a lot of production.
I get that this price point is a bit higher. If that's not for you, too bad for me. Dont buy it. But this is worth about ten of my regular posts, once you see it hopefully you agree. Hopefully the preview gives you an idea of what you're getting.
But I had a lot of fun editing this, and I hope you enjoy it. Please let me know what you think in the comments!
My face when you sign up for my email list at the link in my..
My face when you sign up for my email list at the link in my bio. If enough people sign up from a certain area I'll add it to my list when I tour!
2024-07-28 18:33:52 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback to when I did a drag comedy show as Martina Cunty
Throwback to when I did a drag comedy show as Martina Cunty
2024-07-25 00:59:50 +0000 UTC View PostIf you aren't on my social media you're missing shots like t..
If you aren't on my social media you're missing shots like these
2024-07-22 18:48:23 +0000 UTC View PostRemember kids if it ain't to the wrist it ain't a fist
Remember kids if it ain't to the wrist it ain't a fist
2024-07-19 16:43:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'll also upload my dumb little skits here too. Hope u like
I'll also upload my dumb little skits here too. Hope u like
2024-07-18 13:58:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe video version of this week's post. It's pretty much thos..
The video version of this week's post. It's pretty much those pictures in motion, which means pits, chest, etc. The butt shot is lacking tho, I will admit that. Plus soap! Enjoy
2024-07-18 13:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostOk ok I've been away. But the cabin had a camp shower so I m..
Ok ok I've been away. But the cabin had a camp shower so I made sure to take some pics. And if this gets enough love there's a video as well. Hope you enioy!
2024-07-15 21:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostBox jumps are hard. Keeping my balls from popping out of the..
Box jumps are hard. Keeping my balls from popping out of these shorts was harder
2024-07-10 14:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post