

Your 🍤 dicklet could never ever be bigger than mine, so I’m implementing a SMALL PENIS TAX. 📏
📸Take a picture of your worm next to a measuring tape or a ruler and send it to me, along with:
7-9inch $15
5-7inch $20
3-5inch $25
2-3inch $30
1-2inch $40
1inch or less $50