So...im naturally clumsy as fuck 😭🤣🤘... Yesterday I was real..
Added 2020-02-08 20:54:24 +0000 UTCSo...im naturally clumsy as fuck 😭🤣🤘... Yesterday I was really hungry (feeling a lot better but still recovering from being sick). My man made me a bowl of noodles. The cheezy sauce was boiling hot straight from the pan . So what do i do ? I lay in a lazy position on the couch to eat. We were watching TV . I love being naked... i dropped my second bite straight on my right nipple !!! Fuck me 😂!!! It burned like hell !!!! I wish i lived in a Tv reality. If that moment was filmed i think i'd have to post it here for laughs hahaha. It fell so perfectly on my nipple & i couldn't get it off. Sticky 🔥🔥🔥 .. My poor tittie turned so red & dark I thought it would fall off 😭😭😭. Somehow today it's a bit sensitive but already 90% healed. Magical titties. 🌈⭐ + Coco Oil 💙💙 Moral of the story : Sit the fuck up while you eat something fucking hot & wear protective gear like a t-shirt (& undies if you don't want it falling there 🤣) Do NOT use a bra. Use Knee pads. Probably more efficient 🙊 Obviously, that doesn't mean I will follow that advice. 😈 #EatingNaked #BeingRealistic #NeverLearn 😅 😘
